Celica update

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/17/2016 at 23:44 • Filed to: Celica

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dammit, kinja!

Dog jumps in and out without protest. Sharp turns are fun. Even though it has 114 horsepower, its middling 140-torque pulls it around all the slow assholes crowding the left lane. Even though it’s likely the only Celica in any 5-mile radius, it is so inconspicuous and nimble that I can drive freely and without restraint.

This car is... THE BEST.

The honeymoon-phase has not ended. And at this rate, it may never. I can’t wait to drive this car to business conferences I don’t really belong in and park this next to a sea of Mercedes and luxury loaded trucks.

I’ve been looking into some things I might want to do to it, but for financial reasons I don’t think they’re in the cards this year. So in the meantime I make every trip to the bank and other mundane errands as fun as possible.

... Celica.


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/17/2016 at 23:46

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PUPPY!!


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/17/2016 at 23:47

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Holy anti-gravity puppy, Batman!


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
04/17/2016 at 23:49

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Mobile kinja is brutal


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/17/2016 at 23:50

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Upside down puppy is best puppy.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/17/2016 at 23:52

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Top pic makes it look like you Orlove’d the Celica


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/18/2016 at 00:01

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I’d say do what you need to do to keep the wheels on the road - tires, shocks, struts, and an alignment if it needs it. Make the car controllable.


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/18/2016 at 07:50

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It’s amusing reading all the ways you find to gush further about this car every day...in a good way! :D


Kinja'd!!! Chasaboo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/18/2016 at 11:31

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I can’t remember Celicas being oriented that way. I actually owned 2 of them. Maybe I was really drunk back then.